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Some kind of 🌈:msdeer:?? |πŸπŸ•| 26 | he

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CUTE & ROMANTIC THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR PARTNER:
β€’ When I was a child, I ate raw onions like an apple :)
CUTE & ROMANTIC THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR PARTNER:
β€’ You're my favorite type of slime :)
Me: *pours a hot & delicious cup of tea into my phone*The tea: *magically and perfectly transported through the internet thanks to technology*Tom's ear: *suddenly full of piping hot tea*
My horse, "MOTORCYCL," is strong as Fuck & very slow compared to other horses
BOTW more like horse ass appreciation simulator 2019
@chosafine @cdmnky :3 I have like a page or two of this in different colors lol
:thonk: taking good pictures of cool stuff & places
:thinkhappy: taking pictures of stupid camera gear configurations
Do u think my co workers know that I am a gay
(Shirt courtesy of @mutantstd )
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*seductively checks if ur jorts are securely fastened*
Bold of you to assume I'm in control of where my legs go
*turning a knob back and forth between "good dog" and "bad dog" and looking back to the audience for approval*
@cdmnky But also: a lot of people have that same one it turns out lol
Is there a word for being dommed into making time commitments u don't want to do. I have Appointments to talk about Credit Cards now
Just got findommed at my local Bank of America!
tired: micro usb
tiring: usb C
inspired: MACRO USB
Its 11:34 pm but I kinda want to go for a biked ride
*wriggles onto ur timeline*
Hello~! Pull my string, perhaps? :>